You guys know me? I'm Ranky, the official mascot here at Ranker.com. Still nothing? Well, you may not know me yet, but there are plenty of awesome people out there who do. You know the people I'm talking about: Tom Lennon, aka Lt. Dangle from "Reno! 9-1-1", MMA fighter Randy Couture, and even "RuPaul's Drag Race" season 6 winner Bianca Del Rio. Yeah, I hang out with some wicked cool peeps. As far as I'm concerned, the more the merrier when it comes to meeting new people, so you'll see me with quite a few folks here in my celebrity photo album.
Feel free to vote for your favorites shots of me and my celeb friends and remember: Ranky doesn't have a bad side.
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Danielle Harris
These two were at Comic Con 2014 promoting their movie See No Evil 2. Danielle obviously thought I was rad. I think maybe Kaj had never touched felt before...
Greg Grunberg
The star of "Heroes" and "Masters of Sex" is also a frequent J.J. Abrams collaborator. He made sure to me know all about Social Tron Live, a new 27/7 gaming network. He also tried to lick me. He probably doesn't know what the ladies of "RuPaul's Drag Race" tried to do to me...
Jason Ritter
The star of "Parenthood" and a recurring player on "Drunk History," Jason and I talked about all things geek at the 2014 Geekie Awards.
Kaj-Erik Eriksen
Apparently Kaj got a little flack from his GF after the first time we bumped into each other (something about not including her on his list of five things he'd take on an alien abduction), but was still down to chat with the Rank-meister at the 2014 Geekie Awards.
Kevin Smith
Don't act like you're not a little jealous that director Kevin Smith was gazing down upon me from his balcony at Comic Con 2014. We made, like, super awesome eye contact (well, it was either me or that Star Wars Princess Leia sex slave standing next to me...)
Thomas Lennon
Lt. Dangle wasn't wearing his plum smugglers at Comic Con, but he did hold me ever so gently...
Zach Lipovsky
For a dude who just made a movie about a mythical serial killer come to life (he directed Leprechaun: Origins, not Ranky and Roofies, Part II), I was really surprised how shocked Zach was to meet me. He's a cool dude once you get over the shouting in the ears.
Kumail Nanjiani
Of course I'd run into Kumail, co-host of "The Meltdown with Jonah and Kumail" at Meltdown Comics, along with his lovely wife, Emily Gordon. I told them I've been following Kumail's career since "Silicon Valley." Kumail smiled politely and patted my head like I'd missed something...
Bianca Del Rio
"RuPaul's Drag Race" season 6 winner Bianca Del Rio didn't pull any punches when we met (unlike Mike Tyson, that scallywag). I don't remember the whole encounter (we ran into each other at the season 6 finale party in Vegas and well, what happens in Vegas...), but I'm pretty sure she said something about me being the same color as her balls after a long night in drag. Crazy, right? Bianca Del Rio, a racquetball player...
Randy Couture & Mindy Robinson
Former MMA fighter Randy Couture was nice enough not to knock my lights out and his companion, Mindy Robinson, was cute as one of the buttons I imagine my nose would be made of if I had one.